After all, I have grown quite attached to my pubic hair as I only entered puberty 17 years ago.
I am quite content to allow the hair in my pubic region to develop into a thriving eco-system until the bacteria down there develop the technology for space travel. Blood-curdling screams follow.Īnd Giselle Bundchen fails to even make a guest appearance. Then the wax is quickly ripped off against the direction of your hair growth. A cloth or paper strip is then pressed on top of the wax. So, for my once-fellow heathens who plan to get a Brazilian wax treatment with the hope that they will be serviced by a Giselle Bundchen, here is your reality check: A thin strip of hot wax is spread over the hair in your pubic region. When I was still a heathen bachelor, I was under the impression that the term “Brazilian wax” referred to the provenance of the wax or, at the very least, the ethnicity of the waxers (hopefully from the same probinsya as Giselle Bundchen).īut after two years of domestic servitude, I now have a better understanding of the sacrifices made in the name of aesthetics.
